Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize
