I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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