I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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