Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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