They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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