it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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