And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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