He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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