Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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