Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
what is it with giant penises always finding me
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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