is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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