YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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