Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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