Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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