he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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