Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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