We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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