i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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