is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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