Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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