Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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