They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize