she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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