why didn't you poke me back
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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