In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
This is classic penis vs brain.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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