today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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