How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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