Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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