Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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