The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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