Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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