My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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