Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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