I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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