I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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