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I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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