i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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