And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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