I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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