you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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