My underwear smells like fireworks.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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