What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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