Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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