You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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