I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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