There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
