I want to have your abortion
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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