a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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