First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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