this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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