Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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