I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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