i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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