how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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