I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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